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.........TOP STORY.............WEEK 13  |  BIG ToW: LONE SHARKS -  109.90 PTS.........CONGRATS, STEVE!................DEAD FISH FOR WEEK 13  |  QUMAHJUMAS - 57.30 PTS......................OH QUMHAS.......................

 Last Updated:  Wednesday, December 05, 2007

 

NEWS FLASH........2007 TOTAL POINTS CHAMPION  |  PLATYPI 1291.35..........CONGRATULATIONS DAVE!...................2007 TFL PLAYOFFS ARE NOW SET.............CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BAD BOYS AND PIRANHAS FOR THEIR FIRST ROUND BYES...............GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE DURING THE SECOND SEASON!!!................



 Thru Week 13

 

Report Card:     Coaching Performance

 

 

Franchise

Eff Coulda Won Woulda Lost

CAPTAIN

88.7% 3 3

PIRANHAS

87.2% 1 5

TARHEELS

87.2% 3 4

PLATYPI

86.8% 4 3

BAD BOYS

86.7% 0 6

DEL GATOS

86.4% 3 0

LOS DIABLOS

85.0% 2 2

LUBRICATORS

84.9% 1 2

QUMAHJUMAS

84.5% 1 0

LONE SHARKS

80.1% 6 2

FERRETS

79.2% 6 2

STALLIONS

79.1% 2 3

 

 

 


Louie Mueller Barbecue

206 W. 2nd St.      Taylor, TX 76574

Tel: (512) 352-6206

 

www.LouieMuellerBarbeque.com

 

 

 

 


TFL HOLIDAY SPECIAL


 

Score brownie points with your family and friends this holiday season by arriving with a Delicious, Pit-Smoked Turkey from Louie Mueller Barbecue.  It may be the only real stress-free decision you make this holiday season.

 

  Only  

   $2.09/lb!

   (you choose size)

 

Order Deadlines:

  Thanksgiving:         Nov 17

  Christmas:               Dec 17

 

 

Contact Wayne to place your order

 


 

Robert Earl Keen

Tribute To Barbecue

 

"Barbeque"  |  Listen

 



A BIG "HELLO"

 

Believe it or not, the TFL has an international audience.  Let's give a big Texas "Howdy" to all those non-members paying us a visit.

 

Here's a partial list of visitors to our website:

 

United States

Norway

Canada

Great Britian

US Military

Australia

Sweden

US Education

Vietnam

Belgium

Ukraine

Japan

Hong Kong

New Zealand

China

Spain

Brazil

Netherlands

Russian

  Federation

Unknown

Germany

European

  Community

US Government

 

 

 


 

"Personal Top 10 Lists"

A Qolton Qarroll, Ltd. Production

 

HORROR                  10/30/07
1.

The Shining

2.

The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant

3.

Jaws

4.

Halloween

5.

Wizard of Oz

6.

Psycho

7.

The Birds

8.

Silence of the Lambs

9.

Cape Fear

10.

The Exorcist

   

 

 


Previous Top Ten List

 

WESTERNS                9/22/07
1.

Tombstone

2.

Unforgiven

3.

Dances with Wolves

4.

Jose Wales

5.

High Plains Drifter

6.

True Grit

7.

The Cowboys

8.

Open Range

9.

The Good, Bad and Ugly

10.

Lonesome Dove

11.

Love Me Tender

 

  

2007 TFL PLAYOFFS 

 

FANTASY BOWL XV

Round 1 (Wk 14)

Round 2 (Wk 15) Championship

 

   

(1) BAD BOYS (Bye)

   

 

   

(3) STALLIONS

   

(6) CAPTAIN

   

 

 

FANTASY BOWL XV

 

  CHAMPION

(2) PIRANHAS (Bye)

   

 

   

(4) TARHEELS

   

(5) PLATYPI

   

 

   

 

   

TOILET BOWL V

Round 1 (Wk 14)

Round 2 (Wk 15) Championship

 

   

(7) DEL GATOS (Bye)

   

 

   

(9) QUMAHJUMAS

   

(12) LUBRICATORS

   

 

 

TOILET BOWL V

 

  CHAMPION

(8) SHARKS (Bye)

   

 

   

(10) LOS DIABLOS

   

(11) FERRETS

   

 

   

 


 

  CAPTAIN'S LOG

         by: Captain Wayne


    Date:  Oct 11, 2007


 

Thoughts and Tangents 

 

(HOUSTON, TX)   If you are Republican and Christian, this is what you have representing you in the eyes of the American public - Ann Coulter.  That's right - move over Rush and O'Reilly, there's a new hypocritical idiot joining the moron pool. 

 

Of course she's made some real doozy statements in the past but this last one was too good to leave unrecognized.  Unfortunately, her opinion is all-too reflective of too many so-called "Christians" today.

 

 


 

Coulter: We want 'Jews to be perfected'

October 11, 2007

 

WASHINGTON (CNN)

Conservative commentator and best-selling author Ann Coulter may find herself in the midst of a controversy for comments Monday suggesting America would be better if everyone was Christian.

 

...more...

 


Previous Articles:

 

   Oct 11, 2007

   Sept 16, 2007

   Sept 4, 2007

 

 

  CRAZY HORSE DIARY  

         by: Jon Huber


    Date:  Nov 1, 2007


 

 

Crazy Horse Rides Again... 

 

(SPRING, TX)  I would like to offer up some ideas for the surplus in TFL funds.  Every year the same people bring and cook food, so it would be nice to have some of the extra TFL monies go to the food for the draft day weekend.  My thought is to supply pre-made meals from a company here in Tomball.  I would go and pick out breakfast, lunch and dinner meals.  Just pop in the oven and eat.  No one will need to supply food and then prepare it.  A simple, clean way for us all to eat something different with out having to stop whatever we are doing to set up the meal.  Seems like a no-brainer, but let me know what you think. 

 

...more...

 


Previous Articles:

 

   Nov 1, 2007

   Oct 20, 2007

   Oct 2, 2007

 


 

  LOOKING GLASS  

         by: Colton Carroll


    Date:  Oct 30, 2007


 

 

The Horror 

 

(HOUSTON, TX)  Nothing but BS…

 

Before jumping to my Halloween Special Top 10, I’ve got some general BS to share.

 

Say “Cheese” or “Beef Jerkey”

October 20 marks the 40th anniversary of the Peterson/Gimlin footage, otherwise known as the most famous and controversial footage of an alleged Big Foot.  Shot on 16mm film at Bluff Creek, California on Oct. 20, 1967 by Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin. Over the years, this short film fragment has provided fodder for skeptics, believers, television, film and countless symposium audiences alike from sea to shining sea.  Whatever it is, according to research, Patterson died in 1972 and Gimlin is still alive and both never strayed from their assertion that this was not a hoax.

 

...more...

 


Previous Articles:

 

    Oct 30, 2007

  •  Sept 29, 2007

    Sept 22, 2007

 

 



 

WEEK 13   |    RESULTS

 

 

LUBRICATORS 

84.90

 

@ LONE SHARKS  -14.0

109.90

 

 

 

 

PLATYPI -12.6

99.35

 

@ PIRANHAS

103.90

 

 

 

 

CAPTAIN  -5.1

81.95

 

@ BAD BOYS

92.55

 

 

 

 

LOS DIABLOS

61.90

 

@ DEL GATOS  -16.3

92.00

 

 

 

 

STALLIONS

74.05

 

@ TARHEELS -4.1

95.55

 

 

 

 

FERRETS -5.6

89.10

 

@ QUMAHJUMAS

57.30

 


 

week 13   |   Recap

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WEEK 13  |  NOTABLES

 

TEAM of the WEEK

 

 

 

LONE SHARKS

S HARVEY

1509.90

 

 

 

 

PLAYER of the WEEK

 

 

 

L TOMLINSON

RB | SDC

31.70

 

 

 

 

DEAD FISH of the WEEK